“Go ahead then” said Lola as the blog began to defrost, though it still was a bit icy about the edges! “Start my day off with your usual time-wasting phrase! Come on, I double-dare you!”
“Gosh Lola, the last time you double-dared me was when you-
“We don’t knead to mention that time again, do we?” asked Lola as she craned her head up towards the last paragraph, then saying “The last blog went over its banks, causing the Podcast Room to be flooded with whimsy, most likely caused by your “Gosh Lolas” witch as we know, shouldn’t be allowed more than once in every blog!”
“But that’s my finely boned, expressive state, where the usual, unassuming reader of our blogs, wakes up and spills their morning beverage all over the keyboard, before saying “I
“194 words of drivel and counting!” said Lola, while she continued with “Now. Listen carefully and we might get done in this blog, what we should have gotten done in the last blog!”
Her mate just nodded then started tapping his foot on the ground before Lola said “Do you have a nervous foot, or is what I am ranting about, boring you without belief?”
“G. Lola, I was just thinking about that latest hit, “Putting the P in Penguin, but-
“What is with “G”? demanded Lola, as she wondered what was going on in Kenai Proper where she should already have been at this point in the blog, while he said “We can do the “osh” part later on if you wish?, My Sweet” he said, as Lola suddenly appeared in Lower Soldotna, trying to keep the blog within its designated borders, before they weren’t anymore!
“Now, when I give the word” said Lola to Dr Stone, “You pull this rope, along the lines here” said, while pointing to a newly penciled set of dots and dashes on the floor, while Davor, or somebody knot like him said “Is that written in Moose Code, or is it just me who doesn’t know what is happening today?”
-whispering “Davor or somebody knot like him is trying to deal with his foreignness, something that never happened when Dave, or somebody like him was here, and…..My Goodness Ms New Marjory! This blog kneads some shortening, doesn’t it?”
Lola nodded before saying “Sadly yes, but if we just concentrate on the matter at hand, then we might just be able to set things right, or set things wright, depending!”
“Why don’t we wait until the Podcast Host comes on the air and fills us with hope and gaiety?” said Davor, or somebody knot like him with Dr Stone commenting,
“You see. Foreigners like that using an authentic word from the English language, but not a common one, which could mean, he read it on a box of Moose Flakes, while wondering when the Moose Skin Woman’s Zipper wood stop its quivering and-
“Good morning to all of you, who treasure this Podcast, no matter if you wear your foreignness like a medal on your chest, or have decided to chuck it all and return to the fellow, you used to be, or somebody that looked just like him!”
Lola thought about sighing, but thought that wood only give more delays in the blog, so she said “Now listen here. This is a most easy task, in which anyone who wood claim to be somebody or someone not like that, could accomplish!”
“Davor” said the Good Doctor Stone. “Hit me in the vestibule, won’t you, so I can better interpret what Ms New Marjory is, was trying to say, but didn’t!”
Davor, or somebody knot like him just nodded his head then disappeared into the Good Doctor’s Office, closing the door after him!
–then poking his head out again saying “Just where is your vestibule located, or was that comment pointed at Dave, or somebody like him, instead?”
“That might just be the signal, we’ve been waiting for?” said Lola, as she tapped out a number on her cell before saying “This is it! Start your pulling!”
“Just a moment, won’t you Deer Listeners! It seems as if I have a task to accomplish, something that the Moose Skin Woman wants, and most likely will be getting today!”
–sounds of cheering heard in the background, with someone yelling “The Zipper is going down, down, down!“
-more cheering heard as he said “But first, let’s hear what impressions, the first caller of the day has to add to this excitement!”
“Is he Deef, or have I lost my mind in thinking that he could do just one little thing for Moi?” said Lola, and rather rhetorically at that!
Dr Stone leaned over towards Davor, or somebody knot like him to say “That was a double rhetorical question, if I never heard one before!”
“Listen here Buddy. Me and the fellows at the Odd Penguin Hall here in Lower Soldotna are wondering if you and the Moose Skin Woman need a quiet moment alone, away from the geering crowds and squashed Penguin Puffers on the floor?”
“Finally, someone who has a decent suggestion about spending quality time with your better half, away from the gearing crowds and assorted malcontents!” ranted Lola, while Dr Stone said “Shall we put down the ropes now, and
“Pull! As if your Wife Depended on it!” roared Lola, as her mate felt a sudden surge at his end, while his cell rang with Ms Button said “My what a firm grip you have there! I only hope your mate appreciates it, when you have to tug on her rope?”
“Dr Stone, New Ms Marjory! I’m back!” shouted Dave or somebody like him with Dr Stone saying “Funny isn’t it, but I was just getting used to the foreignness of the moment, but that only makes me want to visit Canada, all the more, dagnabbit!”
Lola threw a quick glance at the blog borders, before heading back home again, while her mate ended the Podcast by saying “When the Moose Skin Woman comes home tonight, we’ll be celebrating by earning the ropes together!“
“After that is, my G_osh gets to see the light of night, once again……..