Our public service messages are bringing the whole of the Kenai Peninsula, including its outlying areas, important information continuing the long-standing tradition that this station has with Alaska and its citizens…
She was just sitting there, looking fabulous as usual, reading what he had just written, a pencil in her mouth, but neither nodding, shaking her head in dismay, nor gasping with glee. He was watching her as she read what he had just written, a
“Uh Lola. You are starting to repeat yourself.” He was watching her as she read what he had just written…
“-and you are as well.”Said by the woman who was wondering what they would be doing with the rest of this fine day, while the birds are tweet-tweeting, and the moles are, well -moling down in the ground while,
“That is you writing, and not me thinking it”, she said with a quick swirl of her hair. He wondered as well, what they could, would be using the rest of this fine day for, but didn’t want to spoil the moment with his thoughts suggesting that, uh well concerned, well, uh….
“Are you stammering again?” asked her thoughts his, but…
During the next months of our favorite season of them all, Winter. We will be bringing you important messages that will affect your life here on the Kenai Peninsula and its outlying areas. Areas of Interest might be: Has Mucky Peat troubled your dreams as of late? or, are you concerned that your Penguin Pointer has another agenda, then just Penguins?
“Whatever happened to our Penguin Pointer?” asked the love of my life, who never even had an inkling that her red-hot lover, sitting just too darn close to light her fire, was waiting with bated-breath, while she rambled on about Penguin Pointers and the like.
She crossed her legs then looked at him again. “Are you listening to what I am saying, or are you just sitting there, getting your jollies again, looking at my fabulous body?”
Uh.” he said, “I lent our Penguin Pointer out to the, or did I really loan him out to the”….stopping in mid-sentence, well almost if you didn’t measure it exactly, and looked it up in the old Kenai Book of Wisdom..”Uh.” he said again, “I loaned/lent our Penguin Pointer out to the…
“What do you mean, The Kenai Book of Wisdom? Is there really a book with that title, or are you just pulling my fetlock again?”
She did say fetlock, didn’t she? What is what he thought she said, but the boundaries of this conversation were getting a bit fuzzy around the edges, making him wonder if he wasn’t just dreaming this anyway?
Have you ever dreamed about living and loving on the Kenai Peninsula? Well, our roving reporter and Penguin Pointer will be coming with true-life stories about living and loving on this hunk of Quaternary Deposits, where You, and yes I mean You Too can make it in the shade, of the Alaskan Winter if You want to!
“I don’t know Lola, but having to put out those Public Service Messages makes me think that this blog/Internet-TV production has gotten a bit too big for its bitches!”
Lola’s head, which normally would have turned towards him in slow-motion, made a quick 90-degree turn with her eyes boring into his!
“And what Bitches are those?” she wanted to know, while he tried pinching himself in the arm with definite muscle tone, while she said,”
“Why don’t you go out and get your, “Kenai Book of Wisdom” and answer that for me?” said in such a way that I suspected that she didn’t really mean that anyway!
Well. Since I was having trouble anyway finding good muscle tone to give myself a good old Healy Pinch and wake myself up, I went into the next room and lo and behold, there was our Penguin Pointer pointing to, well…
He, that is Perky, just stared at me while I searched the bookshelves for….I mean, didn’t we have that book here somewhere? Perky was about to say something, but I then was awakened by the woman who had been sleeping next to me saying, “Come on Sleepy Head. Wake up, or should we just lie around in bed all day, having a good roll in the hay, or something?” I rolled over to see Perky pointing towards the book on the top shelf of the, well, of the bookshelf.
I had just about reached it when someone said, “Are you going to waste all day on silly things, or are we going to do something more constructive with our time, said while revealing her most perfectly-formed body that…
“Come on Sleepy Head. Wake up, or are you just going to lie there all day mumbling about where your Book of Wisdom might be?” I rolled over to see…
“You already wrote that part”, said Lola as she uncrossed her legs and said, “How ’bout a good roll in the hay, or is there something better you’d like to do?”
Living and loving on the Kenai Peninsula. A Public Service Announcement from your friends and neighbors here at QLola, the Voice of the Kenai Peninsula and its outlying areas….
“Gosh Lola. And I always thought that the Kenai Peninsula was an outlying area…..”