Well I had high hopes for this blog after the last blog but I can see that the punctuation is woefully lacking so far said Lola while her mate said
Gosh Lola Maybe it is some sort of Union Strike with those punctuation guys or gals showing us and the rest of Alaska, that they are not to be toyed around with
Wait a minute said Lola Why was there a comma in the last paragraph after That Why in the world should that be there when everything else is missing
You didn t need to say Alaska back there you know that don t you said Lola while
I take it back OK Let s restart this blog down below and see if we can t didn t insult somebody s intelligence somehow OK
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opening quotation mark Gosh Lola Isn apostrophe t interesting how a line of dots define our existence on this planet exclamation mark closing quotation mark
Opening quotation mark Oh comma as if writing the name of the missing punctuation is going to change anything question mark closing quotation mark comma replied Lola comma as he said opening quotation mark Why don t we use the time in between when we are punctuated and when we are not to make passionate love to one another question mark closing quotation mark comma while Lola said comma opening quotation mark All right you period That last statement was completely out of character for you comma so I demand to know who wrote that and why question mark closing quotation mark
Opening quotation mark Well closing quotation mark comma he said at that juncture comma we could just throw caution to the winds and lie here without our Moose Skins comma and imagine that I was that great lover you apostrophe d always dreamed about and who knows without the racy punctuation comma you are used to comma maybe we ll finally reach that place you keep on telling me about without actually getting there question mark closing quotation mark
silence, then someone said “Gosh Lola! Someone turned the Blog Lights back on again! And there you are without a stitch of Moose Skin to be seen!”
“Are you telling me that when we are involved in our most intimate excursion into the unknown, then that’s when the Punctuation People have finally got their act together and are back on the job?! Rather bad timing, if you ask me?”
“It doesn’t really matter, does it question mark closed quotation mark remarked her mate
“All right” said Lola I demand to know who is messing with our minds, and our bodies question mark closing quotation mark
“You’d think, he was just about tired out having to write out all of that grammar, but then I’ve been punctuated now, what about you?”
Look you just because some people willingly let themselves be punctuated then more power to them but I am not one who commas and tells said Lola finishing off that sentence with a harrumph
“Come on Lola. I’ve tried to make you happy by performing that, well you know, what I am trying to say, but won’t, and I even yelled out while we were attaining that function, showing you that rather large exclamation mark, which signified that I was there, right where I was supposed to be!”
Just because your exclamation mark told of you attaining your conquest, mine was far less obvious, and most certainly not as large as yours seemed to be!
“Gosh Lola. I really thought we’d gotten to that same place together and at the same time, but if seemed as if we either started differently, or ended abruptly! Whichever you want to use while explaining why you seem dissatisfied with my performance, and punctuation thereof!”
It really doesn’t matter now anyway, seeing as how I’m beginning to be punctuated again, said Lola, though it still justifies restarting this blog, just like we should have, could have done before, when you suggested a different form of activity, than that!
Well, at least you can brag about a few well-placed commas, along with an exclamation mark or two, or is that what we’ll be saying to one another, when the blog lights are again turned down low, and you’ll be whispering to me, “Watch where you leave that exclamation mark, Buddy, or I’ll have to show you where to place it in the, uh sentence!”
-and that would be somewhere in Alaska, I’d imagine…..