“Well, then she let out a small sigh, as my finger ran along her boot, as
“Let me guess” said Lola, as she swept the floor of the blog room “This is the continuing story of the youth of our love, when we only gazed into one anothers eyes and, and….move your feet, won’t you, or I can’t sweep all of those Moose Gum Wrappers from under them!”
“Gosh Lola. Bet you can’t remember the first time, you said something like that to me, can you? Why in all relationships people are careful not to reveal anything that might irritate the other person, like how I ran my finger, and just one of them mind you, along her boot, with her saying
“I don’t ever remember you doing such a thing, especially since I don’t wear boots!” said the woman, whose adept sweeping tactics, had almost finished today’s blog before it even got started, but then he said
“Well, who is to say they were your boots?” said her mate of many ears, though without listening to what she had to say, at least twice in their time together!
“Why is the New Narrator Guy trying to make me mad today?” asked Lola, while the answer might have sounded something like “Dunno?”
“Anyway, she looked at me, while I was adjusting the spark something or others on the car, with her whispering “Are you going to caress those things all day long, or wouldn’t you rather caress these things here!”
“Stop and desist!” yelled Lola, as she spun his blog chair around and said “I demand to know, whose “things” you are caressing in this story, and more importantly, if they happened to be mine, did we, I mean, were we, you know, let’s just say, did the shelf construction succeed, or didn’t it?” said, while blowing the hair out of her eyes, when he replied,
“Oh look there, Lola. Our first caller today! I didn’t even realize, the Podcast Microphone was lit, but let’s take the Moose by the Creamed Corns and answer the puppy, OK?”
“Hey Buddy. I have to tell you that this episode of you and the Moose Skin Woman is by far the sexiest one, we, that is me and the Misses have heard, and without either of you two saying that natural aphrodisiac word, Alaska!”
-grabbing the microphone then saying “Look you. If you are one of those crazies who think that sweeping the floor is some sort of a natural turn on, then I’d suggest you take a Sunday’s drive to Kenai and ogle the goings on, where those three Moose, or Thrice Meese, ploughed into one another, OK?” intoned Lola, as
-whispering heard in the background, with the caller then saying “Listen here, Missy. You might be able to make fun of the English Language over there in that largish country, where you came from, but we here in Alaska, know that
-“Excuse me, Caller One, but Caller Two has just waved his pinky in our direction, so I” just let him, or her say something to this overly-heated conversation!”
“I was just wondering why Caller Number One mentioned Alaska, when we are in Alaska?” said someone, and knot one of note!
“Look you” said Lola, while her mate went into the kitchen to rummage around in the refrigerator “Obviously, you haven’t heard this Podcast before, seeing as how hearing the word “Alaska” seems out of place, while the rest of the insane world, know how that exact word, is the basis for all things on this planet!”
–munching heard in the background, then a voice says “You see, my Sweet. Yet another everyday, mundane type of occurrence, while mentioning my casual caressing of that woman’s boot, and yet here we are, with you having insulted our listeners once again, and that with a dust pan filled with Moose Gum Wrappers, no less!”
“So what you are admitting to” she said most exasperately “happens to be about your foreplay with someone else’s boot, while the woman of your life, is standing here with a dustpan filled with unrequited Moose Gum Wrappers?”
“Oh Look, Now Caller Number Three has braved the telephone lines, stepping gingerly over them, without tripping, to call us, and not using fowl language at that!”
“Hey you two. I want to know when we are getting to the final retelling of the Man and Her Boot? I’ve got to tell you that the old lady is getting impatient, what with my finger residing on her own left boot, while wondering if it will be traveling onward to another, more exciting stop, or shouldn’t we just
-grabbing the microphone again, then saying “Look you! I suggest you drop the “Misses” and find someone else’s foreign boot to caress, seeing as how it wasn’t my boot, he was caressing!” fumed Lola
“Dear listeners” he said, while wresting the microphone away from his one and lonely “It seems as if this Podcast has run just a bit outside its designated lines, so we’ll need to get our erasers and pencils and debate just how far this blog should be going!”
–sounds of microphone being placed on the blog table, then a voice said ,
“Come on My Sweet. Put down that dustpan and come over here, OK?”
-more sounds of shuffling feet, then a voice said “Hey Buddy. You forgot to end the last call, with me and the Misses still waiting in the “Boot Position”! Are you telling us that we need to get us a dustpan, filled with Moose Gum Wrappers, with her, while still wearing her boots, or have I gotten things mixed up and all?”
-picking up the Blog Microphone again, then saying
“It seems as if our pencils have broken their tips, so we’ll have to continue this discussion another day!” said by the man, whose own broken tip, was about to be hit by a dustpan filled to overflowing with spent Moose Gum Wrappers!
–“Easy for you to say, Buddy” said the last caller, as the undefined blog lines started to close in on our hapless pair “Not an especially good place to end this Podcast, what with the Old Lady and me, sitting here with our erasers, and our pencils, along with her boot, where my finger is still residing, while balancing my dustpan, filled to the brim with unrequited Moose Gum Wrappers, while…………….