“The Kenai Kenai Paradox” began the Instructor, while I took notes, as the rest of the class shot spit balls at each other, or drew mustaches on pictures of Sarah Palin, actually sprucing up her look a bit, but that wasn’t why we were there, was it?
“Young Man!” said the fellow, looking squarely at me, while I sat there with rounded shoulders. “I’d like you to come up here with me, and write 100 times “The Two Moose I saw, while standing on the corner of Kenai and Kenai Streets in downtown Kenai, are not, and I repeat, Knot associated with the Kenai Kenai Paradox!”
Well, I walked up to that rather largish piece of Moose Slate, before saying “I
Lola tossed and turned a bit, before waking up and feeling next to her in bed, but knot finding the reason for her nightmare, and who wood have deserved a well-placed punch! if he had been present!
–then falling back into that dream, or into that dream, as the case might be!
“The Kenai Kenai Paradox” began the fellow, standing at the front of the class, resembling someone, I might have known, but knot in the Biblical Sense as it were! “helping us to draw a parallel between Moose Number one, and Moose Number two, while keeping the Kenai Kenai Paradox in the front of our minds, then we’ll see…….”Why are you making Moose Eyes at that young woman next to you? Were you raised in a barn, or did someone drop a piece of Moose Slate on your head, causing you to
–waking up again bathed in a cold sweat, while the fellow next to her said “Gosh Lola. If you wanted to go for a swim, then you might have wanted to remove your Moose Skin first, woodn’t you?”
I was sweating bullets, but the woman next to me held back which caliber they were, making it difficult if knot impossible asking her out for a date, or spelunking our way towards that rather largish piece of Moose Slate, making her say “I’m hoping that your own Moose Slate is as big, or bigger, than that piece of Metamorphic Beauty, or this gal is going to be warming somebody else’s metamorphose tonight!”
Lola sat up again, thinking that she was caught in some sort of evil loop, where Moose were Moose and Men were Men, or did she just happen to be stung by an infected Moose Fly, when they were spelunking together in the last dream, or in the last dream or so?
There I stood, in front of my house in Healy…That wood be Healy Alaska, with my mother sobbing a bit into her handkerchief, while whispering, “You don’t knead to say Alaska, you know?”
I nodded in all of the right places, well-knowing that simple fact, but she continued with “Now, you just march right on out there into the Great Big Cruel World, and find yourself a girl, or a piece of Moose Slate, and make your parents proud of you, OK?”
I was about to agree, when my father showed up bearing a stack of wood for shelving in his brawny arms, saying “Here Kid! Take one of these shelves and see if you can convince some girl to help you set them up, OK?”
This time Lola fell out of bed, then she jumped up yelling “Put up your own shelves, won’t you and see if you can do it better than the two of us together, OK?”
-walking into the bedroom then saying “Gosh Lola. What a racket! How in the world can I get our two Mooselings to bed, with you yelling all the time?”
-There there” he said to someone in the other room. “Your Moose Mother just had a little fall, that’s all!” then closing the door behind him, while Lola said “Easy Does It, Girl. Let’s take this one Paradox at a time, before you lose it and
-poking his head back into the bedroom saying “Gosh Lola. What a tennis racket! How in the world can I get our two Tennis Balls to bed, with you yelling all the time?”
-moving past him into the other room, Lola looked around but didn’t see anyone, or anything, before saying “Pinch me, OK and make it a good one!”
“Well, I’d do as you ask, but that’s how the hole mess started in the first place didn’t it? We were playing Strip-Mooseopoly when you said “I am not removing my Moose Skin, just because you landed on Kenai and Kenai Street in Downtown Kenai, no less!”
With the both of them, or none of them being in Alaska, that is……
-or Alaska, as the State might be!